You Look Nice Longsleeve
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What sad and anxious thing did you just say about yourself, you awesome human? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class with the Wholesomememers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Me_Irl and other places spreading insecurity, and I have over 300 confirmed Compliments. I am trained in friendly memery and I’m the top Complimenter in the entire World and so are you. You are everything to me and for someone else. I will wipe your insecurities out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my nice words. You think you can get away with saying something that mean about yourself? Think again, friendo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of awesome humans across the world and your anxiety is being replaced right now so you better prepare for the good feelings. The Memes that wipe out the pathetic feelings will help you. You’re fucking awesome, kid. I can be everywhere, everytime, and I can help you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugging, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /r/WholesomeMemes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Mood off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what awesome mood your little “sad” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have waited so long. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and thats good! Your bad mood is gone, you beautiful creature. I will send Happiness all over you and you will flourish in it. You’re fucking awesome, kiddo.
This cozy longsleeve will make you feel as warm on the outside as you make others feel warm on the inside.